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Meanwhile at Guest Services:
Yeah, I did it.
You ever just have one of those mornings?
Whatchu gone do 'bout it?
Oh, hey, I'm Cecil. Listen, have a seat, okay?
We've got a little in-house situa...
Hello...?

Thank you for calling Guest Services. Please hold.
Your representative Cecil will be with you shortly.
And your representative Daisy
will not.
Yes, I'm still here... How should I know? Because she's mental, that's why.
What? Right now? She's on a chair. Just looking at me. Can we get a clean-up crew down here, please? Pretty sure I saw poop back there, too...

You,
while this gets resolved.
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